Mommy-to-be and Jersey Shore starlet Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is at it again. Today her third(!) book, Gorilla Beach, hits shelves. Simultaneously. In fact, gorillas are just what Snooki calls big tanned dudes on steroids, so Gorilla Beach is just a beach with buff guidos on it. And this is just a. “Gorilla Beach” by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. Gallery Books pages, $ As I was climbing onto the elliptical machine at the gym with this book.
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But when the girls unknowingly cross an overprotective mafiosa mama, all bets are off. Things get hairy and they lose it all — the friends and the money! May 22, Debby W rated it really liked it. Any reader has to go in with the proper expectations and an open mind.
Gorilla Beach | Book by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi | Official Publisher Page | Simon & Schuster
Maybe one of the brothers, Mario and Luigi? Everything about this spray-tanned snoki screams George Lucas: Jun 05, Ann rated it liked it. Thank goodness for the library so there was no financial output for this book.
But when the casino gogilla cheating, the trio is hounded by haters and tricksters determined to sabotage their endless summer. It is definitely a read at home book as I’d be embarrassed to be seen in public with it.
DJ Koko… Gorilla Beach…. Jul 09, Lisa rated it liked it. Surprisingly few sexy fun times!
Trivia About Gorilla Beach. What kind of story appears in your mind when you hear the title Gorilla Beach?
Just take a look at some of the chapter titles:. May 08, Danee Douglas rated it liked it. May 28, Michael McEvoy rated it it was ok. Could it be one of the idiotic side characters?
Open Preview See a Problem? I didn’t know Snookie wrote a book let alone three, until I had time to kill at Walmart.
#72 – “Gorilla Beach” by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi – Piece of Shit Book Club™
View all 3 comments. These books appeal to the hidden Guidette in me. Bella and Gia become the bartenders. Whether or not of what you think snnooki Snooki, this additional book from “A Shore Thing” is just as crazy, funny and lovable. May 10, Letitia rated it liked it. It explains everything — the poor borilla, the lack of imagination, shit-flinging comedy, the confusion over different bach backgrounds — this book was ghost written by Koko the Gorilla of the The San Francisco Zoo.
So then who the hell wrote this thing? Just take a look at some of the chapter titles: And the plot does follow the format that put Lucas on the map: Just fun, harmless beach reading. The characters remind me of Snookie and Jwow no surprise there. Want to Read Currently Reading Read.
I still loved Gia and Bella’s adventures but I wasn’t completely into the story. It was different from the classics I had been reading lately so it was beachh to shake things up.
The Puerto-Rican rickshaw driver is named Juan. Gorilla Beach Author s: And so after ruling out Saturn-award-winning actor Brent Spiner, the next suspect on my list of potential authors was Saturn-award-winning writer and director George Lucas. Beaxh something out of a George Lucas cinematic re-release, these kinds of zany freaks are shoehorned in to make the guido-verse feel more like a living and breathing place than the narrative provides.
Return to Book Page. Jan 01, Leslie Matey rated it really liked it. Guilty pleasures of Jersey Shore. Add this all up, and I was nearly convinced that this was the work of George Lucas.
Jan 01, Michelle Bookaholic Besch rated it liked it.
Jul 14, Erin Kelly rated it liked it. It was a guilty pleasure read! Oct 16, Ally Cat rated it liked it. This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. Or, at least, a gorilla-in-training.
If you like Jersey Shore, then you will like Snooki’s books. Jan 01, Meg rated it it was amazing. Please email webmaster fantasticfiction. Thinking I will learn about the show I have never seen. For me, it suggests a classic adventure to unknown lands, a tale of mystery and ambition.
Go get this book right now.